
Big Dumb Eyes
Stories from a Simpler Mind
by Nate Bargatze
Narrated by Nate Bargatze
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Pub Date May 06 2025 | Archive Date May 13 2025
Hachette Audio | Grand Central Publishing
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Description
AN INSTANT USA TODAY AND INDIE BESTSELLER
From one of the hottest stand-up comedians, Nate Bargatze brings his everyman comedy to the page in this hilarious collection of personal stories, opinions, and confessions.
Nate Bargatze used to be a genius. That is, until the summer after seventh grade when he slipped, fell off a cliff, hit his head on a rock, and “my skull got, like, dented or something.” Before this accident, he dreamed of being “an electric engineer, or a doctor that does brain stuff, or a math teacher who teaches the hardest math on earth.” Afterwards, all he could do was stand-up comedy.* But the “brain stuff” industry’s loss is everyone else’s gain because Nate went on to become one of today’s top-grossing comedians, breaking both attendance and streaming records.
In his highly anticipated first book, Nate talks about life as a non-genius. From stories about his first car (named Old Blue, a clunky Mazda with a tennis ball stick shift) and his travels as a Southerner (Northerners like to ask if he believes in dinosaurs), to tales of his first apartment where he was almost devoured by rats and his many debates with his wife over his chores, his diet, and even his definition of “shopping.” He also reflects on such heady topics as his irrational passion for Vandy football and the mysterious origins of sushi (how can a California roll come from old-time Japan?).
BIG DUMB EYES is full of heart. It will make readers laugh out loud and nod in recognition, but it probably won’t make them think too much.
*Nate’s family disputes this entire story.
Available Editions
EDITION | Other Format, Unabridged |
ISBN | 9781668648421 |
PRICE | $24.99 (USD) |
Available on NetGalley
Featured Reviews

All the stars. This book is hilarious. If you love Nate’s stand-up, you’ll love this—same kind of confused logic, accidental wisdom, and deadpan delivery (highly recommend listening to the audiobook). It somehow feels both incredibly dumb and sneakily smart.
Super quick, super funny. Honestly, it’s like getting a peek inside the brain of the funniest, most bewildered man alive. Loved it.

“Big Dumb Eyes” is a collection of biographical comedic stories by the renowned comedian Nate Bargatze. It’s genuinely laugh-out-loud funny, especially in audiobook format, where Bargatze himself narrates.
In this collection, he shares anecdotes from his childhood, his journey into adulthood, his struggles to succeed, and his experiences meeting his wife, among other topics.
This book is guaranteed to brighten your day with his humorous insights and self-deprecating wit. I highly recommend it to both fans of his work and anyone in search of a good laugh. A special thanks to NetGalley, Hachette Audio, and Grand Central Publishing for providing me with an advance listen of this comedic gem.

Big Dumb Eyes by Nate Bargatze is self-deprecating humor, absurd but true family stories (you can ask Pee-Pee), and a perspective that even the most mundane moments are hilarious. It's a collection of personal stories, recollections, and reflections on life as a "non-genius," delivered distinctly with a Southern flair.
"I used to be a genius," Nate Bargatze begins, "but then I fell off a cliff, and now I'm a comedian."
The book is structured more like a conversation than a memoir. It moves from tales of his first car (Old Blue, complete with a tennis ball for a gearshift), rats in his first apartment that move TVs, and growing up in a tiny town with a speed trap. There's something universally relatable about the chaos and affection in Bargatze's stories, especially if you grew up in the South. Listening to them felt like sitting around at a family reunion, hearing your funniest uncle tell stories you've technically heard before but still laugh every time.
The standout experience, however, is the audiobook version. Narrated by Bargatze himself, it feels more like an extended comedy set than a traditional reading. He leans into his natural timing and delivery in ways that make the listening experience feel even more intimate.
It will make you laugh and remind you of everyday life's ridiculous, wonderful weirdness. And if you're going to read it, I recommend the audio version—you'll feel like you're sitting in the passenger seat of Old Blue on a long road trip with Nate himself telling you stories the whole way.
Thank you, NetGalley and Hachette Audio/ Grand Central Publishing, for the opportunity to review and provide my honest feedback. Hachette Audio/ Grand Central Publishing

Being a fan of Nate and his humor this book hit the jackpot. It was filled with his history of growing up with his father, the Clown, his failing college, how he met his wife, and how he never reads books. There were so many fun things that were new that I hadn't heard before and it was so fun listening to him narrate his story, his book, and his jokes.
An easy one to enjoy in a day!
Thank you to NetGalley and Hachette Audio for the gifted ALC. It's no shock that it was done absolutely perfectly with the voice of Nate Bargatze reading his own book.

I am a huge fan of Nate Bargatze. I have seen him in person and his comedy specials and when I saw he was writing a book, of course, I added it to my TBR and pre-ordered a copy. Thanks to NetGalley, I was able to listen to the book read by Nate himself. It did not disappoint. Full of more stories and anecdotes, this is a book that can be enjoyed by all age levels.
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