The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers

They’re getting bigger. And you’re not getting any more sleep.

Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.

Chapters include:
You suck at this. It’s not just your imagination.
Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.
Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch.
Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.
Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.
This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.
Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices.
You May Be Too Tired to Sleep Train This Child. Bedtime is exhausting.
You May Start Playing Bunco. Embrace the dice.
You May Not Be the Favorite. And that might not bea bad thing.
You’re Too Old for This. And kids don’t want to play with wisdom.

Coming from one empathetic parent to another, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?"

Dawn Dais is a freelance writer, designer, and filmmaker. Her three previous books, The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year, The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women, and The Noncyclist's Guide to the Century and Other Road Races, have topped Amazon.com bestseller lists and been featured extensively by TV and print media.

Dawn lives in Sacramento, CA, with her partner, 3-year-old daughter, Vivian, and 1-year-old son, Daniel. She is tired.