She writes the smut. He makes it real.
Welcome to the most unhinged love story this side of a draft folder.

Roxie Lemont is an erotic fiction author on the edge—of a deadline, a breakdown, and definitely something illegal involving a chandelier. When her filthy fantasy novella about a cursed Viking love triangle takes a turn for the absurd, she turns to the one man who might actually understand her chaos.

Rhys Halden is a dirty-mouthed alpha with a protective streak, a military past, and the patience of a saint—or at least a saint who owns rope. He didn’t plan to become her real-life research partner... but here they are. Roleplaying, rewriting, and reverse-lunging straight into the kind of contemporary romance that no outline could contain.

This is an adults-only, smutty, steamy, emotionally-devastating romantasy parody—with just enough heart to wreck you.

Perfect for fans of filthy romantic comedies, chaotic heroines, cinnamon rolls with dominant tendencies, and books that don’t know when to shut up and behave.

For readers who love:
✔️ Unfiltered banter and slow-burn filth
✔️ Contemporary romance with a wink at romantasy tropes
✔️ Erotica for women that’s hot, hilarious, and emotionally satisfying
✔️ Fiction that dares to be horny, heartfelt, and a little bit feral

“You don’t get to come yet, good girl. Not until I say.”

“You could give me a thousand reasons to walk away, and I’d still be right here.”

“I reverse-lunged across his dick like I was doing sex Pilates.”

“Let me take care of you for once. No performance. Just you and me and whatever you need.”

“You ride it, you own it.”

Write Me Filthy is a laugh-out-loud erotic novella packed with steamy scenes, unhinged energy, and just enough Viking-inspired fantasy to make you question every historical romance you’ve ever read.

Hi there! Thanks so much for considering Write Me Filthy. This novella is my debut in the erotic rom-com space under the pen name Timber Vale, and I’ve written it with lots of love, heat, and humor.

Here’s what to expect:

Explicit open-door sex scenes with kink and filthy talk

Dual POV: emotionally aware alpha hero + chaotic, sex-positive heroine

A laugh-out-loud story-within-a-story featuring a ghost Viking and his favorite barbarian wench

A well-earned HEA with a solid emotional arc

Spice level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ (and then some)

This book is intended for open-minded, spice-loving romance readers who enjoy their dirty talk with a side of heart and hilarity. If that’s not your vibe—no hard feelings! I’d rather you skip it than hate-read it. 💗

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