"David Simmons is the gunpowder priest of wild shit. Smart, fun, and dangerous, his stories are like if Galaxy Gas and Borges cowrote a novel in neon lights. Fetty on the Switches sizzles and awes." —Brian Allen Carr, author of Opioid, Indiana and Bad Foundations

Previous Praise

"David Simmons is the most exciting, wildest writer I've come across in years. He'll make you wince from horror, laugh from dialogue, and then, when you're distracted by eldritch gods and conceptual madness, he'll emotionally gut you. One of the very best." —e. rathke, author of Howl and Glossolalia

"These stories will cut you with a surgeon’s precision and unearth emotions you didn’t even know were lying dormant." —Grant Wamack, author of Bullet Tooth

"David Simmons burst on the scene with a voice so confident and precise that he must have honed it in a past life. He will be one of the greats. I have no doubt about that." —J. David Osborne, author of Dying World and War in Heaven

"Not since Vonnegut has there been a more distinct and perfect alchemy of absurdism, heart, and intellect than in the work of David Simmons." —Kelby Losack, author of Mercy and Letting Out The Devils

"Simmons replicates the experience of stress into a surrealism of violence. Not a portrait of evil but of its consequences." —O.F. Cieri, author of Backmask