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Bitches, I’ve Arrived

The Ultimate Baby Guide

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Pub Date Aug 18 2026 | Archive Date Jan 15 2027

Scribe Media | Lioncrest Publishing


Description

This isn’t about what’s easiest for you. It’s about what’s best for your baby.


Let’s get something straight: Adriana Bachmann, the “Baby Whisperer,” is not here to please anyone. She’s here to help your babies. That’s the whole point of Bitches, I’ve Arrived: The Ultimate Baby Guide.


Find out how to help your baby sleep well without either of you enduring the stresses of sleep deprivation. Say goodbye to popular but harmful practices, parenting gimmicks, and sales-focused influences. Learn to recognize warning signs that something is wrong. Discover common-sense traditional methods that lead to your baby’s long-term well-being. 


Bitches, I’ve Arrived is full of knowledge that helps babies from newborn to six months develop in a healthy and sustainable way. In clear, no-holds-barred language, Bachmann obliterates popular myths about raising a healthy baby and replaces them with a proven, holistic approach. 

This isn’t about what’s easiest for you. It’s about what’s best for your baby.


Let’s get something straight: Adriana Bachmann, the “Baby Whisperer,” is not here to please anyone. She’s here to help...


Advance Praise

"A patient of mine raved about Adriana's night-nannying services—her baby had been sleeping through the night since eight weeks. Pregnant again and dreading the sleepless nights, I called Adriana and never looked back. Her methods were unconventional, but the results speak for themselves. Our son thrived at every milestone and, at three years old, still sleeps better than his older brothers. If we ever have another child, Adriana would be the very first person I call." 

Kathe Supavong, DO


"For over thirty-two years, Adriana Bachmann has been an integral part of our lives, providing crucial support and care for our children and now our grandchildren. Her nurturing heart and endless knowledge have been our greatest blessing. Please take this book seriously. It will truly change your life and your baby's life like you could never imagine."

Dr. Debra Glassman


"As a pediatric anesthesiologist and mother of a colicky newborn, I was exhausted and at my wit's end—until I met Adriana. Her methods seemed unconventional, but my screaming, overtired baby soon took two three-hour naps a day and slept through the night without tears. She disproved every myth I'd been taught. Adriana is completely devoted to her craft and has spent a lifetime studying newborns. She is here to share that knowledge—and it will change everything." 

Paola Baskin, MD, Pediatric Anesthesiologist 


"Adriana is not just a specialist—she's a true lifesaver. Her methods genuinely work, and she brings both expertise and heart into everything she does. I honestly don't know how we would have managed our twin boys without her guidance. Thanks to her, they sleep soundly through the night and are the happiest and healthiest little boys. We are beyond grateful for all she's done for our family." 

Barclay and Julie Adams 

"A patient of mine raved about Adriana's night-nannying services—her baby had been sleeping through the night since eight weeks. Pregnant again and dreading the sleepless nights, I called Adriana and...


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