My Big Fat Vampire Wedding
by Jessica Gadziala
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Pub Date Aug 14 2025 | Archive Date Not set
Avon Books UK | Avon
Description
'An addictive and fun supernatural rom-com with perfect Addams Family vibes, a cosy, spooky delight!' Nadia El-Fassi, author of Love at First Fright
Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she’s working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she’s a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months’ time or she won’t inherit the ancient family fortune.
One slight catch: she’s single.
She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It’s a foolproof plan – well, unless Victor discovers she’s a vampire…
But the road to the altar won’t be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora’s little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of ‘till death do us part’ be fake after all?
The perfect fake-engagement spooky sexy romance you NEED!
Tropes:
- Let's pretend to get married! 💍
- Coffee shop setting ☕
- Huge paranormal family shenanigans 🧛
- Spice ✨
Readers can’t get enough of this wedding!
‘Completely addictive!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Had me kicking my feet and screaming’
‘Genuinely funny’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘SO fun’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘A cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘The perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘A perfectly paced slow burn rom com.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘I already want to reread it.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Available Editions
EDITION | Ebook |
ISBN | 9780008762292 |
PRICE | £2.99 (GBP) |
PAGES | 384 |
Available on NetGalley
Featured Reviews

Snarky, snappy, sizzly, and for some a bit sucky- and it all comes together in an engaging and genuinely funny romance with a cast of highly entertaining family and friends, vibes like the Addams Family, and who doesn't like that! The banter between Lucy and Elias is priceless, and maybe we'll see more of them? A surprise delight, highly recommended.

This book was really fun and lighthearted, with those rom-com vibes! I really enjoyed every character in this book and the banter between them all was pretty funny. I absolutely loved the family and how funny they were. I would highly recommend this book if you need a good laugh or a palate cleanser.

Okay, so imagine this: a vampire who’s basically failing at adulting—still lives with her parents, hates her job, and oh yeah, has three months to get married or she loses her family’s ancient fortune. Enter Pandora, our hilariously chaotic heroine, who decides the easiest solution is a fake marriage to a broke PhD student named Victor. He gets his debts paid, she gets her inheritance, and everyone’s happy… except for the tiny problems that Victor can’t find out she’s a vampire, her family can’t find out the wedding’s fake, and oh yeah, they might actually be falling for each other.
This book was SO fun. Like, if you love fake dating, ridiculous family drama, and a slow-burn romance where both people are terrible at lying to each other, you’ll love this. Pandora’s family is next-level extra—think Addams Family vibes but with more fangs and passive-aggressive comments about bloodlines. Every scene with them had me cracking up. And Victor? Adorable. The man is just trying to survive grad school and suddenly he’s in a vampire soap opera. The chemistry between him and Pandora is chef’s kiss—flirty, awkward, and with just the right amount of spice.
The side characters were just as good—I need a whole book about Elias the werewolf and Lucy, because their enemies-to-lovers tension was giving me life. And honestly, the whole book just felt like a cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs. The banter was sharp, the pacing kept me hooked, and even when the plot took a random detour (looking at you, Morocco trip), I was still having too much fun to care.
If you want something light, funny, and full of supernatural shenanigans, this is it. Fake marriage? Check. Vampire family drama? Check. A human guy who’s way in over his head? Double check. It’s the perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.
Also, can we talk about that ending? Because I need a sequel yesterday. Give me more of this world, more of these characters, and definitely more of that vampire-werewolf rivalry. 10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.

💍🧛♂️ Fake marriage? Check. Secret vampire identity? Check. Growing feelings that threaten to turn this whole scheme upside down? Oh, you better believe it! 🤭
This is exactly the kind of chaotic, paranormal rom-com I love to sink my teeth into. Pandora needs a husband (fast) to secure her inheritance, and Victor—broke, oblivious, and utterly human—seems like the perfect fake fiancé. The only problem? He doesn’t know she’s a vampire, her over-the-top supernatural family is watching their every move, and suddenly, this whole “fake” marriage thing is feeling a little too real.
The sparks between Pandora and Victor are positively sizzling, and their banter has more bite than a vampire at an all-you-can-drink blood bar. 🩸 Add in a meddling supernatural family and the ever-present risk of Victor discovering Pandora’s big (undead) secret, and you’ve got a wildly entertaining ride from start to finish.
And can we talk about Lucy and Elias?! 🐺🧛♂️ Their tension was absolute perfection—sharp, snarky, and loaded with just the right amount of unresolved attraction. Are they getting their own book? Because I need more of their bickering, stat! 😍
This book is pure fun—packed with witty banter, absurd shenanigans, and just enough spice to keep things interesting. If you love your romances full of laughs, lovable chaos, and a little supernatural spice, this one’s for you!
If you enjoy fake marriage tropes, quirky paranormal romance, and a hero who’s equal parts sweet and unsuspecting, this book delivers. A perfect pick for rom-com lovers who like their love stories with a side of fangs. 🦇💜

i absolutely LOVEDDD THIS! i usually don’t read vampire or fantasy romances, but this one sounded right up my alley and i was right!!!!! fake dating is my favorite trope and this absolutely DELIVERED!!! every character was hilarious and i literally loved everyone. this was super fun and lighthearted and fast paced! this was the perfect book to dip my toes into romance/fantasy/vampires!

100% hilarious.
A great cast of characters and a funny storyline make for a fast-paced and entertaining story.
What happens when a vampire decides to marry a human when said human has no idea who they're really marrying?
Chaos, that's what.
I found myself laughing often as I read this book. Pandora's family were wonderfully weird and made everything just that little bit funnier.
And of course, the added spice was very much appreciated.
I'm hoping there will be a second book as I feel like a certain vampire and werewolf might need a book of their own. Enemies to lovers here we come!

I actually really liked this. I felt like it was a little slow in parts. I wish the timeline was a little easier to follow because it was supposed to be a three month frame and it felt like everything happened in 2 weeks instead. I loved Lucy and I really hope we get a second book with her and Elias not gonna lie
Thank you Avon Books UK and NetGalley for letting me read a free copy of this book in exchange for a review

A perfectly paced slow burn rom com, easy to read and completely addictive! Definitely will read more by this author

loved this romance of a vamp and a human and fake dating and really falling in love. loved her friends and that they helped each other live their dreams. loved that she adored romance books and loved her family. Hope that dante and luce both get books.

Thos book had me kicking my feet and screaming, it was wonderful and a joy to read.
Vampires, slow burn but not like slug slow, a good slow pace that has you wanting more.

This book had everything I adore, so it was basically a win from page one- vampires, fake dating, and a slow-burn romance? An absolute treat.
As someone with a big, chaotic family, I found the portrayal of a large, meddlesome big group both charming and painfully accurate. Some relatives were lovable, some were absolutely insufferable, and honestly? That tracks. The romance was flirty, fun, and well-paced, keeping me happily along for the ride. My only tiny gripe was the timeline hopping. It was very small but I did notice some time skipping and summaries to fill in the blanks, which isn’t my fave. But aside from that (and the real crime: a third act breakup)- This was a delightfully silly, cozy, and vampy fake dating adventure that left me happily entertained. Thank you Avon UK for the ARC!

I was invited by the publisher to review this book. Pandora is in a bind as she is a single vampire who must get married before the end of the year or risk losing her family's inheritance. Victor, a regular at the coffee shop that she works at, mentions about how much debt he is in and Pandora sees a solution - the two should get married, she can pay off his debt, and then divorce him immediately. Except there's one problem - Victor does not know that Pandora is a vampire, nor can he find out about it.
I enjoyed the family in this book - they were meddlesome, like many families, and it kept the feeling of the book lighter, and also set things up for a potential series. I also felt that Pandora and Victor had good chemistry, despite being drastically different. This is a good book for an escape.
Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books UK for this ARC in exchange for an honest review.

Vampire fake dating/marriage plot? Count me in.
This was a nice easy read. The plot flowed well (there were a few time jumps which I’m not a huge fan of but not a big deal), the writing was good, and it was funny at times.
The main characters relationship developed well (although there were so many occasions where I was just begging them to use their words and actually talk to each other), and the two best friends had a great relationship too - I could potentially see a second book focusing on those two, which I’d definitely read!
Thanks Netgalley for the ARC

You need to add this to your Fall TBR. It's so cute and cozy. It's set in London where our cute vampire works at a coffee shop with her best friend who is a werewolf. Our FMC needs to find a husband in order to get her inheritance and who should she ask besides the man she's had a crush on months. I would love for this to have spin offs of other characters within this book. Thank you NetGalley and Avon Publishing for this ARC in exchange for my honest review.

Thank you to NetGalley for this ARC.
I loved this book! This was the first book I have read by Jessica Gadziala, and I want to read more from this world.
This was so much fun, and there was so much pining and spicy moments.
Pandora, a very modern vampire, is about to turn 125, at which point she is set to inherit her family fortune. Unfortunately for Pandora, there is a very old-school clause that says she needs to be married before she can inherit. Since she is painfully single and her birthday is three months away, she is at a loss as to what to do.
In comes Victor, affectionately known as Caramel macchicot cutie, a student and regular at the coffee shop she works at and whom she has had a crush on for months. After sharing, he will no longer be coming in as he can't afford to continue getting his PhD, Pandora thinks he might be the perfect solution to her inheritance problem.
She just can't tell him , she is a vampire and her whole kooky extended family is one either.
This book gave me Addams Family meets Hotel Transylvania vibes with romance and spice. I loved it so much and it was such an easy read. Also the prettiest book cover

This was such a cute and easy read. It was goofy and also romantic. I loved the modern vampire feel, with the ‘reality’ of the massive family input for the wedding haha
With a splash of spice, amazing side characters to go with the main characters and humour I really enjoyed reading this book!!

This was so fun!
If you liked Jenna Levine's My Roommate is a Vampire series, definitely give this a go!
I don't know what else to say besides this was such a fun little story. We have a fake wedding with vampires and family drama! Our FMC needs to get married by the end of the year if she wants to inherit her family's fortune, so she decides to marry a regular patron at the coffee shop she works at (and she just so happens to have a crush on him). He has debt, so she could pay it off and divorce and there'd be nothing to worry about. Except this is a romance novel, so we all know how that's gonna go.
Highly recommend if you need an easy, cozy and light-hearted little rom-com!
Thanks to NetGalley for the e-ARC of this book in exchange for my honest review! My Goodreads review is up and my TikTok (Zoe_Lipman) review will be up at the end of the month with my monthly reading wrap-up.

This was such a fun light Vampire read. I laughed lots and was such a page turner.
Highly recommend for a romance with vampires added in for fun.

My Big Fat Vampire Wedding was such a fun and unique romance. I really loved Pandora's character. I thought she was pleasantly quirky without coming as so completely different. But even more than liking the two leads, I loved the ensemble cast of characters. I think that honestly that is what made this an almost 5 star read for me. Lucy, Dante, Elias, and Pandora's family (minus Bellatrix because iykyk) made the book so much more fun. I liked how Viktor and Pandora grew into their relationship but I do wish there was a little bit more relationship building. I found it just a little unbelievable that Pandora could think he felt absolutely nothing for her after their first sexual encounter in the book. Besides this the only thing that kept this from being a 5 star book was the 3rd act break up and then reconciliation. Did I see it coming yes, did it make it great no. I feel like Viktor came off as very quickly rushing into not trusting Pandora instead of hearing WHY she would keep it from him, but at least she opened her store and got back together.
4.5 stars out for 5

I loved this!!
Was laughing out loud at how funny Pandora’s family are
This is such a fun sweet easy read with the most loveable characters
I adored the side characters they were all such unique fun characters who I instantly fell in love with
It was so beautifully written I couldn’t put it down
Sweet romance, amazing characters, banter, slow burn, vampires. A perfect read

What a delightful & fun vampire romance. This was lighthearted and funny, but also romantic.
Pandora and Victor were so adorable. Their romance is a well written slow burn that has sizzling chemistry. Their banter was a lot of fun and I liked their dynamic a lot.
The plot is wacky and entertaining, especially with Pandora's lovably chaotic and meddlesome family. There are plenty of shenanigans that happen that will make readers laugh out loud.
If you like marriage of convenience trope and quirky paranormal romances, this is the perfect book for you.

A slow burn, vampire/human fake dating/marriage for inheritance romance was witty, fun and eventful to say the least!
Join Pandora and Victor on a cute bookish adventure organising their fake wedding whilst trying to avoid the peculiar family members and not spill the film secrets!
We meet some comical, flirty and no-filter characters along the way with plenty of banter! You'll love Vlad ❤️

3.75.
This is a cosy/gentle fantasy/paranormal romance that does what it says on the tin. We have a vampire, a human and a fake marriage. Every vampire cliche you could think of is in this book, but that's not necessarily a bad thing if you go in to it knowing it a 'cosy' book.
I think if you are a fan of my roommate is a vampire or that kind of thing you'd like this and it would be good for contemporary readers maybe wanting to dip their toes into fantasy/paranormal.
For me this was a nice easy read between heavier fantasies and I did find myself smiling along and found it cute. Having said that there were times that it felt a little disjointed. Something that had happened in just the previous scene felt like it hadn't happened at all for a fair while afterwards which was a bit jarring as to begin with I thought maybe there was an editing error and they had forgotten to take a scene out. But it was eventually talked about again. The spicy scenes also felt out of place a little bit - almost as if they'd been put in just to be able to say the book has spice in to go with current trends. And the use of 'cleft' in reference to a ladies parts is not it.

THIS. WAS. SO. MUCH. FUN.
I'm a sucker (pun intended) for anything Vampire based so throw in fake dating and I'm absolutely sold!
I loved the main characters and found myself rooting for them and all the side characters were fab too! (Here's to hoping some of these feature in future books!).
This had lots of vampire elements but done in a fun way that showed how vampire culture had changed and adapted over the years.
The plot whilst predictable (isn't that what we want from a fake dating story?) but it didn't take away from the enjoyment.
Overall this was a really joyful read that would be perfect for Halloween, or Valentine's, or in my case a beautifully sunny day!

My Big Fat Vampire Wedding was a nice read. It had romance and spice and was well written.
I marked it down a star as it didn’t explain how there was a rule humans can never know about vampires, but then it was just fine at the end.
If you enjoy the ‘misunderstanding’ and ‘forced together’ kind of romance, this is the book for you.

I LOVED THIS. Oh my gosh. I can't. I think my fave sub-genre of vampire novels are the rom-com, sit-com vibe, and this one did not disappoint. If you loved any of Jenna Levine's novels (My Roommate is a Vampire, My Vampire Plus-One) then I would highly recommend you give this one a go. You might have to suspend a bit of disbelief and go for the vibes, but it's the perfect light read for the summer/fall months.

This was so fun! At times a little wacky, but it just added to the story's charm.
Pandora's family and their quirks were the highlight of the book. Because of this, I think Pandora and Victor's love story suffered just a smidge. They had a wonderful slow burn, but I still wanted to SEE a little bit more of our two MCs falling in love, rather than just be told it as the story progressed.
If you enjoy a ridiculous plot, family shenanigans, and a sweet romance, this book if for you! A highly entertaining story, that I'm sure I'll read again and again.
Thank you to Avon and NetGalley for the eARC!

If you’re looking for a comforting rom-com with supernatural elements this is it.
There’s marriage of convenience, talking pets, spice, a vampire family which continues to grow and grow, secret keeping and a wedding which starts getting out of hand thanks to said vampire family.
I would have a liked a little more depth to Victor and to see certain family members get their comeuppances but I did like the chemistry between the characters and their shared interests, the quirky family members and the storyline as a whole.

This was SUCH a fun read, I found myself giggling so many times it’s not even funny - I actually almost fell off my treadmill because I was so engrossed in the book I forgot I was bloody walking on it 😂
What I think really made this book was that, whilst I was naturally invested in Pandora and Victor’s story, I was just as invested in a whole host of different side characters (I don’t think I can name drop, but there’s at least 5 that I’d love to get their own books!). Honestly there’s not a single second of this book that I didn’t enjoy ❤️
Thank you so much for sharing an arc with me, Jessica! ❤️
P.S, there were a couple of typographical errors / formatting issues with how it reads on a Kindle (which might just be an early days issue - nothing at all that affected the quality of the book, but please do reach out via my social media @thebooknookery if you’d like me to flag any of it! ❤️

I was in two minds whether I would enjoy this book in the first few pages but I ended up doing so. Totally bizarre and far fetched but fun. Unlikely tale of Pandora, a vampire, falling for Victor, an ordinary guy.
Mad and quirky especially Pandora's family who so so eccentric. I shuddered a little at the mention of thick viscous blood drinks but apart from that just a hoot.

I love My Big Fat Greek Wedding and this had similar vibes but with vampires. It was really cute! The timeline could have been tighter.

I LOVED this book!
The concept was cute, but SO fun! I'm a huge vampire fan and loved seeing a wide range of bloodsuckers represented. The book was low-stakes and a quick read which is exactly what I was looking for. I also really enjoyed the side characters and found them hilarious.
The only reason I knocked off a star was because the conflict was rather silly considering Pandora hadn't told Victor she was a vampire and was probably going to go through with the ceremony anyway. Not to mention Victor had pretty much already figured the entire vampire thing out so the conflict was a bit silly but I still enjoyed regardless!
Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books UK for the ARC of this book in exchange for an honest review!

Remember the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Now add vampires and you have this hilarious rom-com! I had some great belly laughs while reading this chaotic / quirky romance! I loved Pandora and her bizarre family as well as Victor! This was an easy quick read.

4.25/5 stars! This was a fun fake dating, fluffy, humorous rom-com. I loved the nod to My Big Fat Greek Wedding, because the meddlesome vampire family certainly matches that energy. I enjoyed the pacing and the love story. Would definitely read another book by this author.

This is a delightful five-star read. This one has its moments, and can be a little much, but if you just go with it and enjoy it as a really good read, then you will love it as much as you will no doubt love Pandora, who I think is like the reader in all of us deep down. You can so imagine why she goes to the lengths that would be willing to go to, for her dream, who wouldn’t want a bookshop that everyone is welcome as long as they get along, it makes everything come together and adds a great layer to this story. I loved getting to know her and her crazy family, Victor was just adorable, and so easy to get behind, but when he reveals his PHD I was legit almost crying with laughter as that was like the cherry on top.

This was a lot of fun. Turns out even vampire have ridiculous marriage clauses in their inheritance, who would have thought? As a result Pandora enlists her crush to fake date and marry to get her money, and while keeping him in the dark of her true nature, she just so happens to fall in love with him.
I’ve really enjoyed the book. It’s lighthearted and fun, Pandora and Victor are cute and Pandora’s crazy vampire family is really funny. The side characters like her best friend, parents, brother, Elias, all make for sure there isn’t a dull moment in the book.

4.25/5 stars! This was a fun fake dating, fluffy, humorous rom-com. I loved the nod to My Big Fat Greek Wedding, because the meddlesome vampire family certainly matches that energy. I enjoyed the pacing and the love story. Would definitely read another book by this author.

Thank you NetGalley for the ARC.
I loved this so much. It was such a fun, cute read and was exactly what I needed. Pandora and Victor were both two slightly awkward, endearing book nerds, and their love story was adorable. I loved Pandora’s eccentric family, they were hilarious and I loved all of them…except Bellatrix, she can go stand in the sun. This was such a great read and I hope the author comes back to this world because I would love to read a book about Pandora’s best friend Lucy

Fun, enjoyable read! The best parts of self-aware rom com mixed with a hilariously chaotic but well-meaning vampire family and a fake relationship trope that everyone (except the couple themselves of course) can see isn't really fake at all. Watching Victor and Pandora figure themselves out was wonderfully sweet, humorous ride. There's not a single side character I wouldn't want to see more of - Lucy and Elias, or Dante, I'm specifically looking at you! I'll definitely be looking for more from this author. <3

This was exactly what I needed: a cute rom-com with fake dating, vampires, a cozy coffeeshop and some found family. Also, if Lucy and Elias don't have their book later on I will be upset, they were great together.

Books about vampires are amazing and this one didnt disappoint. It was such a fun read Thanks for letting me read this book

This was such a fun and fast-paced read! My Big Fat Vampire Wedding gave me exactly what I wanted—vampire chaos, fake marriage tropes, and a good dose of humor.
Pandora and Victor had great chemistry, and their banter kept things entertaining all the way through. I really enjoyed the mix of rom-com vibes with the supernatural twist—it didn’t take itself too seriously, which made it super enjoyable.
A few parts felt a little rushed, but honestly, I was having too much fun to care that much. Solid 4 stars from me—perfect if you’re in the mood for something light, witty, and a little bit ridiculous (in the best way).

My Big Fat Vampire Wedding is a wonderfully fun, cosy and romantic read. Pandora is lovely and I really enjoyed seeing her and Victor’s relationship unfold. Her family is brilliant, the vampire references were great and her best friend was so funny. Five stars.
Thank you to the author, publisher and NetGalley for the opportunity to read an ARC.

This book was the exact kind of chaos my romantic heart needed. It’s delightfully campy, sharp-witted, and filled with just enough angst to make you feel things under all the laughter and fang-flashing flirtation. The romance is exactly my kind of slow-burn-to-sizzle. It’s built on banter, tension, and those dangerously soft moments that make you want to scream. Every scene between them crackles with will-they-won’t-they energy, and watching the fake marriage blur into something real felt like catching feelings in real time. The writing has this breezy, addictive charm to it that reminds me of watching a spooky rom-com curled up with a blanket and a glass of wine. It never tries too hard to be quirky, it just is, in the best possible way. And the family antics made me want to be adopted on the spot. I already want to reread it.

This is a cute fluffy tropey romance that happens to also include vampires. I thought it was so much fun, and definitely the perfect lighthearted read for when you want something that won't leave you in your feels for too long.

I was a big Twilight girl growing up so when I saw this where it’s female vampire and male human romance I was in. Plus throw in marriage of convenience, one of the better tropes, and I was excited. This is a low stakes cheesy vampire rom com and I loved it. It gave me “My roommate the vampire” by Jenna Levine. I’m not a big fantasy reader. So when I find a book like “My Big Fat Vampire Wedding” where I can still enjoy fantasy elements like vampire without the faes and HEAVY world building. I am all in.
Thank you to NetGalley, Jessica Godziala and Avon Books UK for gifting me this ARC.

Pandora is a lovable and relatable character who is struggling to come to terms with her vampire identity and the expectations that come with it. Her family's ancient fortune, which she stands to inherit if she gets married before her birthday, adds a layer of complexity to her already complicated life.
Victor, a PhD student with mountains of debt, who becomes Pandora's perfect fake husband. The pair's chemistry is undeniable, and their banter is one of the highlights of the book. The growing attraction between them adds a layer of tension and excitement to the story
The plot is well-paced, with plenty of twists and turns. Furthermore, the stakes are high, and Pandora and Victor must navigate a web of family secrets, ancient traditions, and their own growing feelings for each other.
Overall, this book is a hilarious and heartwarming rom-com that will appeal to fans of paranormal romance and anyone looking for a light-hearted and entertaining read.

Omg i wasnt sure at the start if i would enjoy this book but i was honestly hooked from the first few chapters. I loved all the characters especially the eccentric aunties and uncles. I was rooting for pandora and victor the whole way through

I knew this was a vampy romcom but this made me laugh more than I thought it would. It's on the right side of cheese for a vampire romance. I loved the main character right away and her werewolf bestie, they're the kind of girls I'd like to hang out with.
The parents are very Morticia and Gomez Addams coded which I loved, you can really get the feel of how hard you'd have to try to make your fake engagement look legit in front of those love bats.
This is the right amounts of comedy & chaos without crossing over to silly. I read this, ironically, on a sunny afternoon and it definitely hit the spot as a feel good read.

A cozy and funny paranormal romcom for the fans of the Addams Family and Hotel Transylvania. It was fun to follow Pandora as she tries to keep her fake relationship a secret from her family and the fact that she is a vampire a secret from her fiancé - Victor, all so that she can claim her inheritance for her 125th birthday. As more and more vampire family members arrive in preparation for the wedding, shenanigans ensue, which makes for such an entertaining read. And of course the slow burn is burning, and the fake couple's feelings don't seem to be so fake after all. A lighthearted and fun story, will be especially perfect in the fall.

This was so super cute and the ultimate flirty fake-dating vampire romance. I can't lie the whole time I was reading this, all I could think was it's basically Hotel Transylvania except it's Mavis trying to pass for a human instead of Johnny as a monster (only this had more PhDs on 18th century vampiric literature). So if that film is one of your faves, definitely pick this up!
Starting to think I'll finish up this year with a personal master-list of vampire books in all genres and when I tell you this will be top of my Romance category. Despite all the obvious fantasy books, this story doesn't feel outlandish or hard to believe because at its core it's two people falling in love - despite and because of all their eccentricities.
For another comparison, if you read A Cruel Thirst and thought wow I wish this had a modern-day cosy bookshop setting, this is your dream come true

Loved reading the mesmerizing and spellbinding paranormal story. In order to get her inheritance, Pandora, a vampire, has to get married and asks the human, Victor, that she has a crush on to be her fake fiancé, get married, and give him money to finish his PHD. Read the highly recommended, wonderfully written, and a must read riveting romance story.

Thank you so much to Avon Books UK and NetGalley for providing me with an arc in exchange of an honest review. All opinions are my own
4.5 stars!
This was sooooo much fun! I don't think I've been so in love with a cast of characters like this in a while!
Pandora is a vampire who to unlock her inheritance has to be married by her 125th birthday, but she's only just realised this and her birthday is mere months away. But then she overhears a regular at her work, and also her crush "Caramel Macchiato Cutie" (or Victor) and feels she might be able to offer them both a way out of their predicaments. Only thing is, he doesn't and can never know that she's a vampire. And not only that, but her very extensive family are quite old-fashioned and throwing a human into the middle of their chaos might just give it all away.
I loved that Pandora was challenging a lot of the vampire stereotypes and how she wanted to integrate more into the "human" world as well as bringing all species together.
This book includes:
vampires, werewolves, gargoyles (they were simply mentioned and I will need an extra story about my beloveds please) and mentions of more creatures!
I also neeeed another story about Lucy and Elias please and thank you! Because their bickering was top tier and I need mooooore of them.
Oh and Pandora and Victor? Chemistry levels off the charts! They were literally so perfect for each other and they were such a joy to read, especially seeing them navigate all of the obstacles their families (mainly Pandora's) threw at them.
This was just incredibly fun and I flew threw it! I was cackling throughout but also became so attached to the characters! They each had their own quirks and it's rare that I enjoy such a big cast of characters but they were all presented so well that I could not only clearly imagine them but also felt like I was in the room with them. If you want a cute but also slightly steamy rom-com with VAMPIRES! (my fave) then this is the book for you!
Also just so we're clear, I would read a whole book about Vlad!

My Big Fat Vampire Wedding by Jessica Gadziala was such a fun read and I'm so glad I requested it!
This is a comedic contemporary paranormal romance about a Pandora, a "vegetarian" (she doesn't drink human blood, but animal blood) vampire who works at a coffee shop despite coming from a wealthy, old fashion (emphasis on the old) family. She will be turning 125 in about 3 months, and finds out that in order to get her inheritance, she needs to marry before this birthday. Victor is her human crush who regularly comes into her coffee shop. Around the time she learns she needs to marry, she learns Victor is about to drop out of school due to financial issues and a plot is hatched. She and Victor will marry for a year. She will get her inheritance and he will get his schooling paid for. The problem? Victor doesn't know that Pandora is a vampire.
This book has fake dating; a hilarious, ginormous extended vampire family trying to hide what they are; a younger brother who is doing something mysterious; a werewolf best friend; a handsome vampire suitor brought in by Pandora's mother - and many more fun things!
I thought this book was a lot of fun and highly recommend for someone looking for a fun read! I'm excited for the author's next book!
Thank you #NetGalley for an ARC in exchange for an honest review!

This was a cute, lighthearted read. I found it quite slow in the beginning but once things picked up I enjoyed it more.
The banter was fun and I love a good fake dating trope.
I do wish this was dual POV because I would have loved to get inside Victors head and see what he was thinking.
Thank you to Avon Books UK and NetGalley for giving me this ARC in exchange for my honest review.

Quick, easy, fun and funny read.
I enjoyed the story and the romance but as its single pov, you don’t really get to know the MMC so the romance feels a little flat/one sided.
I wanted so real longing, some Darcy esq overtures.
I do hope this turns into a series.

oh, this was so adorable, funny, and did I mention cute? Pandora and Victor make for a great pair of main characters in this easy to digest, fake romance book that had the vampire twist wrapped into it.
I found the comedic parts hilarious and loved being introduced to Pandoras family.
my slight criticism? I would have liked a certain nasty character to have had more involvement, but I guess it was left as it was to allow for follow-up. Aside from this. I had a great time reading this.
Thanks to Netgalley for the opportunity to read this book.

Fun, quick read that gave me "Bride" meets "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." Enjoyed the vampire ethnic take, vs the starch humans. The main characters had a refreshing depth that often is over looked in these shorter rom-coms. I would love to see a spin off with Lucy and Elias if the other has it within themselves. The slow burn yearning is the best with a proper take of "vegetarian" vampires had me binging this occult quirky romance.

Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books UK for providing me with an advanced reader copy of this book.
This was such a fun and lighthearted vampire romance! Imagine The Addams Family meets My Big Fat Greek Wedding, then toss in some paranormal flair—vampires, werewolves, and all the delightful chaos that comes with them—and you've got the vibe of this rom-com.
It had everything I adore: vampires, fake dating, and a perfectly executed slow-burn romance. The chemistry between the characters was flirty, fun, and so well-paced that I found myself smiling through every page. The plot leans into the absurd in the most delightful way, delivering a cozy, silly, and thoroughly entertaining experience.
If you enjoy quirky family dynamics, supernatural hijinks, and heartwarming romance, this book is an absolute must-read. It’s charming, hilarious, and pure fun—definitely one I’ll be revisiting again.

This is romcom at its finest!! Absolutely love this take on all the best tropes, fake dating, marriage of convenience, and best of all only one bed, add on vampires and werewolves and you have this 5star story about Pandora and victor. I was so locked onto this book I ate it up in one sitting and left no crumbs!!! The tension and slow burn between these two had me blushing almost the entire time and giggling like a little girl. Pandora’s crazy family was also a big highlight of this book, their crazy mixing with humans had me cackling during most interactions. All the best emotions in one book that leads to such a sweet and beautiful ending.🖤❤️

I absolutely loved this! It was such a fun story and I had the best time reading it. It’s like the Addams Family but if Wednesday was sad and loved romance books which is I loved! It was fun, heartwarming, cosy, funny and a great time. I would love to read more about the other characters in the book, so I hope there is more coming.

This was such a light fun read,I was laughing and I’m was turning the page to want more,highly recommend if you are a fan of vampires and romance

Three and a half star rating rounded up
This is a cute low-stakes rom-com with a paranormal twist. I would've liked to see a little more drama with the story.