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Choreplay

The Marriage-Saving Magic of Getting Your Head Out of Your Ass

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Pub Date Feb 10 2026 | Archive Date Not set


Description

"This is a damn marriage manual disguised as a comedy special. A Trojan Swiffer, if you will." —Lenard "Charlamagne Tha God" McKelvey

From veteran comedian, husband, and "great dad" Jordan Carlos comes a hilarious and helpful account of what it really takes, as a straight man, to keep your marriage going strong.

Choreplay is a laugh‑out‑loud, gamified guide to recognize what you've got before you lose it all. It's about putting in the effort in small ways that yield big results, like bringing your wife her morning coffee in bed, learning the names of your children's doctors and what medicines they take, exercising, protecting your gains, doing what you want, and going the f*ck to bed!

This manual is part memoir, part advice, and a lot of comedy. Most of all, it's a testament to love conquering all the petty, banal strife and turning those day‑to‑day moments into the very thing that saves a marriage. Guaranteed sex for life, but also self‑worth.

Many men give plenty, but it's wiser to give well—to our partners, our families, and ourselves. Jordan Carlos has mastered the art of choreplay, and you, my dude, can f*ck with it too.

"If I'd had this book five years ago, I'd still be married." —Sarah Cooper, award-winning comedian, actress, and author of Foolish
"This is a damn marriage manual disguised as a comedy special. A Trojan Swiffer, if you will." —Lenard "Charlamagne Tha God" McKelvey

From veteran comedian, husband, and "great dad" Jordan Carlos...

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ISBN 9780306836138
PRICE $29.00 (USD)
PAGES 288

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This might be the only way for men to figure out the mental load of child rearing- taken from a comedian! He does a great job of explaining the difficulty of managing a household and the help that is needed to create more connection between partners. Funny, the swearing a little excessive and I found myself saying a bit- get to the point, but overall, I hope a helpful read for marriages!


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This was surprising in a number of ways. I didn't know what to expect in a self-help book from a comedian, but there were some really solid lessons in here. Man-to-man, it drove some needed points home.

The author has a lot of language in there, and sometimes it just seems excessive. Likewise, sometimes the humor is effortless (and genuinely funny) and sometimes it feels forced and doesn't land. Writing a book or blogging is a bit of a different art form than podcasting or performing stand-up. The comedy is a bit different too. Sometimes you're just wading or skimming through some stuff to get to the meat of the message.

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I love the creativity of the book’s title. The information included within is also fabulous. I found the humor paired with practical advice just the right combination of the two. Thanks to NetGalley for the ARC.

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