As her high school’s go-to relationship guru, Darcy Phillips is great at giving anonymous advice to other students. She knows how to get your oblivious lab partner to notice you, or your boyfriend to be more emotionally present. Until fellow classmate, Alexander Brougham, finds out who’s actually running this (previously) covert operation and recruits Darcy as his personal dating coach. In exchange for helping Brougham win back his ex-girlfriend, he promises to keep Darcy’s secret identity under-wraps—which she desperately wants, because if her best friend (and long-time crush) Brooke found out who was behind locker eighty-nine, she’d also uncover some unsavory secrets Darcy’s been keeping.

For fans of Netflix’s Sex Education or anyone who loved Sophie Gonzales’ previous YA rom-com, Only Mostly Devastated, prepare to be dazzled yet again. Perfect on Paper is a hilarious, heartfelt story full of great relationship advice, trips to Disneyland, and a damn-good romance. The novel is also an unabashed rejection of queerphobia (biphobia specifically), showcasing widespread normalized queer representation and an openly bisexual heroine whose interest in a boy in no way “erases” her queerness.

Gonzales is a talented storyteller who brings new life to young adult romance through her unique concepts, dynamic queer characters, and spot-on dialogue. In Perfect on Paper, she both engages with and subverts classic tropes of the genre with wit and skill. I mean, and I know I’m not the first to say this, but there’s just something about the timeless “two characters who only refer to each other by their last names suddenly switching to a first-name basis to show the growing intimacy between them” that really hits me hard in the ole heart.

So let me channel my inner Darcy Phillips for a moment and offer you some advice: don’t miss this book!

(Pine Reads Review would like to thank NetGalley and the publisher for providing us with an ARC in exchange for an honest review. Any quotes are taken from an advanced copy and may be subject to change upon final publication.)

I had high expectations for this novel—and Sophie Gonzales exceeded all of them. Perfect on Paper is a funny & sweet, and also deeply important read. The characters are three-dimensional, messy, and real. I laughed, I smiled, I cried, and I had a genuinely excellent time reading this story.

I really appreciated seeing a diverse cast of queer characters; this story showcased a spectrum of sexualities and gender identities in a really positive way. The main character, Darcy, is a bisexual girl who is dealing with internalized biphobia and her place in the queer community when she starts getting feels for a straight man, and it’s handled in a really beautiful and inspiring way.

All in all, this is an excellent novel & highly recommend it!

This book is everything I wanted. I just finished and honestly can’t stop smiling. It’s genuine good-hearted romance with tons of representation and all of the classic high school hijinks to boot.

I've been wanting to read Perfect on Paper ever since I read a comment Sophie Gonzales wrote about it on Goodreads, about how writing it was partially pushback against the criticism she'd received over having a bisexual character end up with a person of the opposite sex. As a bisexual teen, I've often been made to feel by people both inside and out of the LGBT+ community that I'm "not queer enough" whenever I express attraction to masculine-presenting human beings. I've even felt pressured, on multiple occasions, to speak negatively about my attraction towards men, as if it is some burden I would rather not carry, in order to feel accepted in queer spaces. I really wish I'd had a character like Darcy to hold on to when I was first struggling with these issues post-coming out. That was one of my favorite things about this book: it isn't a coming out story. Darcy is out and proud and openly discusses her bisexuality with her love interest, but still has niggling doubts about being viewed as not queer enough if she's in a "straight passing" relationship. Reading about Darcy's struggle with this internalized biphobia, and her friends' reassurance that she is queer, was exactly the sort of catharsis I was hoping to get from this story. And that was just one of the many many things I loved about the book!
Other things to love about this book: Awesome relationship advice that acknowledges that romance can be tricky and there's no one right way to approach a conflict. A variety of beautifully queer characters, including Darcy's sister who is a really badass trans YouTuber, High school musical discourse. And flirting at Disneyland! (Seriously this book might as well have been handcrafted for me because it gave me so many things I never even knew I needed from a contemporary. I finished it in a single evening because it made me so freaking happy I just couldn't put it down.

This was the perfect read for #BiVisibilityDay this year! I loved Perfect on Paper and hope we keep seeing many more fun romcoms with great representation like this (which I wish I'd had when I was in high school, but better late than never).

WOW! Sophie Gonzales has truly done it again. I did not think there was any way for her to beat out my love of Only Mostly Devastated but BOOM - She did it. I am beyond shook after having read this book.

One thing I loved so dearly about OMD is that we saw a bi character in a m/f relationship and I don’t think we see enough of that. Bi people are still bi no matter who they are dating. In OMD that was very much a side plot but here that is the front and center narrative. Darcy is so beautifully and unabashedly queer, even when she starts to have feelings for Alexander. Her queerness is such an integral part of her identity and it was fantastic to see how Darcy navigated that while within a m/relationship.

Without giving anything away there is a scene at the end of this book in a meeting of the Queer and Questioning club that is so earth shatteringly important. You will know exactly what scene I am talking about when you get to it. I promise. I was a WRECK of emotions.

Everyone needs to read this book. It is so clear the care and love Sophie put into each and every page. Darcy is smart, funny, and such a fantastic mess. Sophie has a way of writing that keeps you engaged every step of the way. There was not a moment of this story that felt slow or rushed. It moved at the exact right pace it needed to move.

Sophie is also so great about building an entire world within her books. We not only have fantastic and multifaceted main characters but the entire world of Perfect on Paper is made up of a whole incredibly diverse ensemble of side characters. There is literally room for everyone to feel represented in this book. This type of book is SO NEEDED in the YA space right now. Sophie Gonzales is a master of the page and I cannot see what she gives us next!!

Also shout out for the first time I have ever seen an author pull out the word Schadenfreude! That is one of my favorite words of all time.

I absolutely loved this book. As a bisexual female, who was in love with my female best friend, and now dating a straight cismale, I have never related so much to a character.

Darcy Phillips runs an advice service out of one of her school's empty lockers. No one knows it's her, which is naturally how she would prefer it. And then, one day, she's caught by Alexander Brougham. He needs advice on how to get back together with his now ex-girlfriend, and, well Darcy really can't say no, can she?

Honestly, I tend to stay away from straight up romances. The genre itself is a mix bag for me, but I am so, so, so glad I read this. There are so many great topics in this book: biphobia, setting boundaries, questioning asexuality and the pressure of having sex. Darcy's advice is something I wish I had when I was in high school (hell, I wish I had it now).

The hardest hitting elements of this book was the discussions of biphobia and the internalized biphobia. Despite having been known I was bisexual since a young age, I have mostly dated straight cismales. Fitting into queer spaces had always felt awkward for me. After all, here I am, saying I love women, and yet I'm dating a man. I haven't had the discrimination against me for "taking the easy way" or for "passing" or for "not being queer enough." but I have heard the stories from friends over the years, and shied away. This topic is so important to discuss and the way this book discussed it had me in actual tears.

Darcy and Alexander are cute together. It's not necessarily an enemies to lovers trope, more of a "severe annoyance/moderate dislike to lovers", but I loved it. I loved the mutual pining and, as I call it, "idiots in love" syndrome where they both are ultimately oblivious to the other's feelings.. The representation in this book is really outstanding,

This is one of the best #LGBTQIA books I’ve read and an excellent YA novel. You know a book’s got you hooked when you actually care about the characters, when you’re rooting for them even when they do something stupid and when you stay up late reading because you just have to know what happens. This book was all of those things and more. Highly recommended. I received an #ARC in exchange for an honest review. #NetGalley

I'm in love with this author's writing style and will gladly read anything and everything she ever writes. Following Darcy was a blast from start to finish and I wish we could keep following these witty, funny, and relatable characters. Looking forward to re-reading it soon.

Highly recommended LGBTQIA YA Contemporary read. When this reaches retailers - run, don't walk!

This book exceeded every expectation I had. I loved Only Mostly Devestated, so I had high hopes for the newest book by Sophie Gonzales and I was so blown away by how much I loved it. The characters are very three dimensional and really give you a sense of who they are. They were also so diverse! It's really powerful to read a book with a spectrum of sexualities and gender identities. and is something so needed in the YA book community.

The plot is also hilarious. Full of hijinks and high school romps, it also has some really powerful discussions of things such as internalized biphobia. As a bisexual woman in a straight passing relationship, this really resonated with me as this concept of, "Am I queer enough?"

I think that this is a really positive and important, unique and fun read that is a welcome addition to the YA genre.

I went in blindly, knowing nothing more than the fact that it's a rom-com, so I was pleasantly surprised to be hooked by the premise on the FIRST page. Darcy Phillips keeps her identity a secret as she receives and responds to letters placed in a locker from students seeking relationship advice. While this is her area of expertise, she isn't quite as good at following her own advice—or even recognizing that perhaps she should evaluate her own situation. But it's hard to be unbiased when it comes to your own feelings...and love!

The story faces sexual identity issues head on, especially internalized biphobia, as Darcy realizes she doesn't feel "queer enough". It offers representation from all over the sexual identity spectrum and shows young adults exploring their identity and navigating their internal and external challenges, learning to love themselves as they are and to believe they are enough. (Plus, Gonzales/Phillips gives some sound relationship advice!)

The book had me laughing out loud, and I was fully invested in the characters finding happiness and love. I loved them so much. The banter, the fact that they are complete messes but find each other, how deeply they care for the people in their lives. And, of course, the problems caused by miscommunication...or lack of communication...because talking about feelings is hard! And, again, I can't say it enough, the rep in this book! Omgsh. I loved it so much. Highly recommend

This book has been hailed as a Simon vs The Homosapiens Agenda, Leah on the Offbeat meets Sex Education (as far as the advice part goes) and I’d say that it is, but it’s also very much it’s own thing and I adored it!

There’s definitely representation in this book, the main character, Darcy, is bisexual and this is the first book I’ve ever read that covers biphobia and what some people who are bi have to deal with every day. There are gay, lesbian, and trans characters and a lot of identities. Was a nice change for a story that takes place with high school-aged characters.

The characters are likable, and Darcy, our main character is lovely and owns her mistakes and faults in a very mature way.

Was a very refreshing read. Thanks NetGalley!

Utterly delightful and perfectly bi! A highly recommended purchase for public YA and high school fiction collections, particularly those needing more diverse offerings.

I absolutely adored this book, especially the main character, Darcy. The story follows her through her Junior she runs an anonymous relationship advice service out of Locker89. Her advice service get her into some tricky situations and her morals are a bit tested. Ultimately it’s a super cute story about all relationships in life - platonic, romantic, crushes, and those with parents/siblings. Highly recommend!!

This book grabbed my attention from the very first page. There is something so ✨tantalizing✨ about anonymous people in society—Gossip Girl, Lady Whistledown, and now *Locker 89!*

Darcy Phillips is a bi student who happens to run an anonymous love advice system at her private school. It’s all well and dandy until the Australian heartthrob catches her in the act and coerces her into helping him get his ex back. While she may be in love with her best friend, Brooke, there are definitely some sparks flying immediately with the slightly rude but secretly sweet Brougham.

The characters in this book are so vibrant and diverse! We see representation of bi, trans, gay, ace, aro, and more! I loved to see a bi protagonist—in most of the lgbtq+ books I have read, I usually only see gay/lesbian leads. And while biphobia was discussed in the novel (yes!!), I do wish I would have seen more of it before the end of the book. I thought Gonzales did a wonderful job bringing up many instances of microaggressions and bi-erasure that are experienced every day.

Gonzales is incredible at creating such authentic, fun characters. I truly was rooting for all of these characters even through all of their silly, and sometimes infuriating, mistakes! I absolutely recommend this book, and I, personally, cannot wait to see more from the author!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫/5

Thanks to NetGalley and St. Martin’s for this ARC!

This was so sweet & funny and just what I want in a queer romantic YA contemporary. Loved how this book touches on LGBTQIAP+ (it mentions characters on ace/aro spectrum and my heart was here for that) but it also brings up biphobia, how someone is judged by not being queer enough and taking the easy way by dating someone the opposite cisgender as you.
This book also deals with family dynamics, setting boundaries in relationships, and questioning sexuality. I won't go into spoilers but, the last scene in the Queer and Questioning Club is PURE GOLD. My heart was a flutter for that whole scene.

Dear Locker 89... What a great book!

16-year old Darcy Phillips has been operating her relationship advice business out of an empty locker 89 for years. She's done tons of research online and, for a nominal fee, answers letters from her classmates. No one knows that Darcy is the expert behind the advice until one day when Alexander Brougham sneaks up on her and convinces Darcy to be his personal relationship coach so he can win back his ex-girlfriend. Now that Darcy's identity is known to someone at school, how much longer can her Locker 89 business remain anonymous?

One of my favorite parts of this book was the solid relationship advice that Darcy provides to (most of) her clients. This information will actually help readers to better navigate the sometimes turbulent ocean of relationships. This novel also has great representation of the LGBTQIA+ community where the characters are members of the community but are not suffering because of this part of their identities. Darcy's reflections on being bisexual are also incredibly vulnerable and authentic.

This book is perfect for fans of Becky Albertalli and the movie Hitch! Be sure to check it out on March 9th!

A charming story that works not just as a romance but also as a way to guide readers on tricky topics like relationships, healthy boundaries, and internalized biphobia. An excellent choice for every high school library!

It’s not often that a book meets all of your expectations so superbly, but that’s exactly what Perfect on Paper managed to do. From the protagonist, to the romantic tropes, to the excellent writing, this book was a wonderful little story that made me giddy with happiness.

Darcy Philips was the star of the book and I don’t have a single complaint about her characterization. She was relatable, flawed, remarkable, stood up for her beliefs, and had such tremendous growth throughout the novel. How could you not root for a heroine like that? I also really loved Sophie Gonzales’ commentary on the erasure of bisexuality when dating a member of the opposite gender. I’m not a member of the LGBTQ+ community and therefore have no authority on the matter, however, I thought the way the issues were brought up and handled were brilliantly done.

The romance was impressively written. Perfect on Paper somehow managed to combine my love of the fake dating trop a lá To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before with the sweet, slow-burn that starts as friendship that made me love If I’m Being Honest so much. I love watching a romance unfold through characters’ thoughts and actions and not just being told, and that’s exactly what we are given in Perfect on Paper. In short, it was spectacular.

Perfect on Paper checked all of the right boxes to make this a tremendously heartwarming and satisfying novel. I think this book will appeal to a lot of readers and I highly recommend picking it up in March!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! No spoilers. Beyond amazing I enjoyed this book so very much. The characters and storyline were fantastic. The ending I did not see coming Could not put down nor did I want to. Truly Amazing and appreciated the whole story. This is going to be a must read for many many readers. Maybe even a book club pick.

Perfect on Paper is practically a guidebook to getting through high school. Darcy runs an advice business through an empty locker at high school. Hidden in her answers, and her life, there is great advice on relationships, sexuality, dealing with parents, coming back from mistakes. She touches on so many hot topics for today’s teenager. And this is coming from a 50 something mom of two grown daughters. I would highly recommend to everyone still in high school.

I loved this book! So much fun and such a great cast of characters. The premise was really great and original, and the LGBTQ representation was fantastic.

This was such a breath of fresh air. I could not put down the book and loved all of it. The characters are wonderful and you feel like you are one of them.

He visto muchas comparaciones con otros libros de romántica juvenil, pero sinceramente, creo que esta novela destaca por sí misma.

Me han encantado las imperfecciones de Darcy, realistas y con consecuencias para ella y para los demás. Me ha encantado Alexander, me ha encantado conocerle a través de un POV tan limitado como el de Darcy, sabiendo que lo era, pero aún así, tener que esperar para saber más sobre sus motivaciones, hasta que te puedes adelantar a la protagonista. Me ha encantado también todo lo relacionado con los consejos sobre relaciones, me han parecido realistas, en sus aciertos y en sus fallos.

Tal vez me ha faltado algo de realismo o empatizar más con las motivaciones y acciones de algunos secundarios, porque tal y como están contadas algunas resoluciones, me parecen inverosímiles, pero puede que sea porque yo personalmente no podría aceptar nunca algo así, y creo que eso dice mucho de lo realista que me ha parecido el resto del libro.

Además, he tenido bastantes momentos de reírme nerviosa en voz alta y fangirlear, al igual que lo he pasado mal cuando Darcy se da cuenta de qué es lo que la está frenando en ciertos aspectos de su vida.

Muy recomendado si buscáis un romance bien construido, personajes complejos y protagonistas LGBT.

This book was incredibly cute, and I enjoyed it so much. The LGBTQ representation is excellent, the characters were authentic and messy. I greatly appreciated the main character's internal struggle with being bi, and what this meant if she were to date someone of the opposite gender. This was such a powerful part of the book for me, and it really hit home. In general the relationships in this book (romantic, friendship, sibling) were wonderful and felt real. I initially struggled with the MC's first crush (on her friend) and then I came to better understand that relationship as the story developed. I loved learning more about all of the characters (Brougham!) and seeing how they grew over the course of the book (Darcy!).

I felt this book was a great book for modeling positive relationships, as well as opening the door to dialogue about sexuality and different aspects that individuals might struggle with about not only understanding others but also understanding themselves.

I am now on my way to read everything else this author writes!

Such a fun feel-good book with important representation! I read the first few pages, immediately got hooked and couldn't put it away until I reached the end. I loved so many things about this book: the representation (bi protagonist, lots of queer side characters), the humour, the flawed but genuinely well-meaning protagonist, the premise of the student who's way too young to give advice to other students but does it anyway, which was fun in "Sex Education" and is fun in this book too.
I loved the way Darcy's advice was incorporated in the chapters and how much she really wanted to help her fellow students, spending so much time on research to help solve their problems or nudge them in the right direction - all the while being entirely incapable of solving her own little relationship troubles. The romance was cute, with just the right amount of misunderstandings to cause some trouble and a solid friendship as basis of their later love story. Brougham is a great and loveable love interest, and Gonzales allowed the two of them to actually develop their feelings over a longer time. The side characters were just as loveable and the subject of friendship and its importance is really at the center of this story.
One aspect I really liked was the way this book talks about internalized biphobia and the still rampant notion that bisexual people don't really belong to the queer community unless they are in a relationship with a person of the same gender. Darcy struggles immensely with this as a bisexual girl who used to fall for a lot of girls but now develops feelings for a boy. The scene in which she explains this to her queer friends is honestly amazing and warmed my heart. This is important, and I loved that Gonzales chose to talk about this subject very explicitely.

All in all, "Perfect on Paper" is a fluffy, cute, very funny, really queer feel-good romcom that has a lot to say, full of relatable characters that you can't but love even if they make absolutely catastrophic decisions at times.

It's official...I adore Sophie Gonzales. I will read anything she writes. Perfect on Paper is Dear Abby for Gen Z. Darcy Phillips finds a way to monetize advice giving for her affluent peers through using a locker to collect questions that she then answers.

The whole operation hinges on her anonymity. So, when nemesis Alexander Brougham discovers her secret and seemingly blackmails her for her assistance, she is stuck.

What Darcy doesn't expect is that she'll be torn between two love interests.

It's another captivating queer love story, which YA does so well.

Many thanks to NetGalley, the author, and the publisher for providing me with a copy of this book. All thoughts are my own.

5-star round-up due to the amazing representation this book has.
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Everyone knows of locker 89, if you leave an anonymous letter asking for help and a tip you'll get advice on how to approach your situation. No one knows who runs locker 89, this quickly changes when Alexander Brougham catches Darcy Phillips red-handed as she gathers letters out of the locker. He won't tell on her...as long as she helps him win his ex-girlfriend back. This creates a chain of events as Darcy's services are hired as she mends the broken relationship. Darcy has no choice but to agree to his terms as she doesn't want anyone knowing she's the person behind locker 89 - she's used it to her advantage in the past and her secret getting out could possibly ruin one of the only friendships she has.

I can't express how much I loved this book, I loved Darcy and the relationship that forms between Brougham, the slight love-triangle that is explored (it is mainly one-sided as Darcy has been in love with her best friend Brooke for the longest time; the feelings aren't reciprocated. This leads to a shift in Darcy as she starts to question how she can be falling for the boy who's hired her to win his ex back, I absolutely loved the scene where all of her fellow club members reassure her that she will not lose her queer credit is she decides to date a boy.

I really was rooting for the relationship between Brooke and Darcy to blossom, but I quickly changed my mind as her connection with Brougham started to get more serious. I just loved him so much as a character, this was a real feel-good story that had a diverse representation of characters that anyone could connect to!
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TW; Biphobia, emotional abuse, toxic relationships, violence, alcoholism, vomit
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I would like to thank NetGalley and the publisher for a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review, all thoughts and opinions are my own.

I loved the concept of this story. Brougham catches Darcy as she works anonymously giving relationship advice to their fellow high school students. And he asks her to help him get back together with his ex-girlfriend.

The letters and emails for relationship advice that started most chapters were fascinating. They drew from attachment theory and pop culture ideas of how to maintain healthy relationships. Seeing them in a YA book felt so positive because it validates the many feelings about romance. I also really appreciated the Queer and Questioning club and their discussions. 

Darcy grew during the story in ways that felt believable and age appropriate. I loved this as an adult, and I would strongly recommend it to the young people in my life.

Thank you to Wednesday Books and NetGalley for this ARC.

4.5 stars.

Perfect on Paper had so much LGBTQ+ representation but it didn’t feel gratuitous. I love how normalized it was. This didn’t feel like an exposé about LGBTQ+, it was just a story about teens.

Darcy is a bisexual teenager who has been running an anonymous relationship advice service from locker 89 for the past two years. Which is pretty ironic, if you think about it, since Darcy hasn’t ever been in a real relationship. She gets caught by a popular jock and gets “blackmailed” into helping him win back his ex-girlfriend. A relationship tutor, if you will.

Darcy’s advice is well researched; I recognized topics that I’ve only recently learned about myself. But she doesn’t come off as some love guru. She’s a teen and makes some major mistakes, but that made her so much more relatable. Often I’ve read YA and the characters read and sound like adults, so it was wonderful to read a story that legitimately shows mistakes I would have made back then. Darcy recognizes her mistakes as she’s making them but is unable to stop herself, just like I’ve done too.

Perfect on Paper really gives a voice and mimics the thoughts of anyone who has struggled with their sexuality, relationship, identity, consent, etc. The topic of biphobia is brought up and I thought it was handled very well. It’s not something that I think of often (as a heterosexual woman) but I can recognize the problems bisexual people face.

Perfect on Paper was such a great book. It handles delicate topics well and doesn’t shy away from any difficult issues. Darcy and Brougham’s relationship slowly morphs from annoyed acquaintances to friends and then to more. It felt realistic and was filled with the impulses and issues teenagers face.

The full range of emotions hit me with this one and I can’t wait to read more from Sophie Gonzales.

Don't you love it when you go into a book blind and find yourself thoroughly enjoying it? Perfect on Paper was one of those for me.

This YA novel takes us back to high school where Darcy is the relationship guru. Students anonymously ask her advice in letters they post to locker 89. No one knows who answers the letters in a form of an email and with Darcy's mother working as a teacher at the school, she's been able to keep this under wraps for a long time. Until she's caught by Brougham.....

Can I just say before anything else that all the Aussie slang and songs recommended in this book by Brougham really made me homesick. I even listened to a heap of the Aussie songs after finishing the book. This was an all round charming book portraying realistic relationships at high school and home. Great read!

Perfection!

Perfect on Paper is the YA rom-com with everything I could possibly want in a coming-of-age novel. It's vulnerable, genuine, tender, and quirky. A wonderful good-hearted light romance with a huge focus on LGBTQIA+ representation. Add in some normal high school angst, drama, and relationship woes, and you have a winner!

Just this basic plot would give this book 4 stars, but adding in such a wonderful diverse cast of characters, backgrounds, struggles, self-discovery, and rep gives this the boost to 5 stars.

Perfect on Paper was such a cute YA book! I felt like I was transported back to high school!

This story follows Darcy, kind of like a Dear Abby- but through Locker 89. Students put their letter into the locker asking for advise.

What's more important about this book is the fact that it shared perspectives with being bisexual, queer and exploring a male/female relationship. It digs deeper into relationships and who they are- who they identify as- and it's absolutely beautiful.

"It’s when bisexuals start to believe the biphobia they’re surrounded by. We’re told that our sexuality isn’t real, or that we’re straight if we’re with another gender, and that our feelings don’t count if we’ve never dated a certain gender, that kind of crap. Then we hear it so many times we doubt ourselves.”

I loved this book so much--I binged it in one sitting.

Darcy has secretly been offering relationship advice to her high school peers via email after they drop anonymous letters into unassigned Locker 89. But when Alexander Broughman catches her emptying the locker and blackmails her into helping him win back his ex-girlfriend, things start to go awry. Meanwhile, Darcy can't stand to see her long-time crush and best friend, Brooke, develop feelings for another girl, yet she's incapable of expressing her own feelings to Brooke.

This book was so original and creative--I absolutely loved the premise. I loved all the characters, too. They, of course, had their flaws and secrets, but the author did such a great job of showing you their motivations and reasons, you still loved them. It would be remiss to not point out the great bisexual representation we get in Darcy, as well, who has some very real conversations surrounding sexuality that are perfect for YA audiences.

I'm an adult reading this, but I'll note for parents that the f word is said A TON in this book. Didn't bother me, and seemed realistic, and I'm sure the youths have heard it before, but I just wanted to note it.

I can't figure out why this book wasn't called "Dear Locker 89"??????? That would have been a fantastic title. When this is undoubtedly a Netflix movie, I hope that's the title. PLEASE LET THIS BE A NETFLIX MOVIE. I can see this being even bigger than "To All the Boys I Loved Before."

Thank you to Wednesday Books and NetGalley for my eARC in exchange for an honest review!

5 stars - 10/10

Such a great YA rom-com with strong queer representation! I didn't read much when I was an actual Young Adult, but I know a book like this would have definitely helped my HS friend group so much.

The story centers around Darcy, who's running a secret locker dating advice business at school. She's "hired" by Brougham, a hot swimmer who finds out she's running the locker and needs her help getting his ex back. Darcy agrees as she needs to keep her secret safe because it could cause her serious consequences with her best friend that she's also in love with.

This book hits on the YA elements I love but it goes deeper with character development and motivation, which I really enjoyed. It also drives awareness of biphobia and how Darcy internalizes that. I really appreciated Sophie Gonzales for educating me through this really enjoyable story!

Thank you to NetGalley, Wednesday Books and St. Martin's Press for an ARC of this gem in exchange for my honest review.

Darcy Phillip is a sixteen year old bi-sexual junior who is in love with her best friend Brooke. Darcy is also the mastermind behind locker 89, an advice column started by Darcy as a freshman. Classmates write anonymous letters to locker 89 in hopes of getting some relationship advice. Darcy is discovered by Alexander Brougham who decides to blackmail into helping win back his girlfriend Winona. Darcy wants to keep the locker a secret otherwise her past might catch up to her and Brooke's friendship could be lost. Darcy just has to help sexy, entitled, and arrogant Brougham and the locker secret will be kept safe. Theres nothing that can go wrong with this plan.

Representation matters and this book has a whole lot of that. I found myself reflecting on my high school experience while reading this book. I appreciated that the characters had somewhere to go to feel safe and open about who they are. While I am a 36 (almost 37) year old cis heterosexual female, I do not recall my high school having an outlet for those looking for a safe space to talk about their sexual identity. My hope is that this book reflects many schools though out the world. Gonzales knows her target audience and writes it well. The characters are spot on with how high schoolers would act, feel, think and react. The experiences they face are authentic and real. The advice column added a nice touch too. I felt like Gonzales kept me in check with my assumptions on the gender of those seeking advice as my mind often went to a M/F relationship which I need to change. Overall this is a really cute and quick read that I feel every high schooler should read.

Run don’t walk to get Perfect On Paper as soon as it hit shelves. Sophie Gonzales just wrote the YA book every single teenager (and to be honest, human) needs to read.

Darcy Phillips loves romance. So, during her freshman year of high school she opens up Locker 89, an unused locker where other students drop in envelopes with $10 and a romantic problem they need her advice for. Noone knew who was behind locker 89 for years, until Alexander Brougham figures it out in desperate need of help.

Under the assumption that she is being blackmailed with her identity, Darcy gives in to help Alexander win back his ex-girlfriend.

Outside of her adventure with Alexander, Darcy is struggling because she’s in love with her best friend, Brooke. And she’s done some sketchy things (as locker 89) out of jealousy to make sure Brooke stays single. Of course, this backfires on Darcy in the long run.

Sophia Gonzales is the representation queen. She manages to write in representation for so many queer identities - Bi-Sexual, Lesbian, Gay, Aromantic, Asexual, Trans, Questioning. And she brings awareness to important topics like bi-phobia, drinking, drugs, toxic parents - but in a way thats completely naturally interwoven into the story so that it doesn’t even feel like you’re learning a lesson. I wish I had gone to this high school where the kids were so open, accepting, and watched out for each other like these characters do.

I’m definitely going to be thinking about this book for a while and recommending it to every single person I know. I loved Only Mostly Devastated, and I loved this one even more, so I can’t wait for Sophie’s next one.

Thanks to NetGalley, Sophie Gonzales and Wednesday Books for the eArc in exchange for my honest review!

After reading and enjoying "Only Mostly Devastated", I was thrilled to be afforded the opportunity to preview Sophie Gonzales's latest, "Perfect on Paper". Gonzales is talented when it comes to writing diverse, relatable characters that you would meet in the halls of any high school, but she truly shines when it comes to writing fast-paced, quick-witted, and realistic dialogue - I flew through this book in well under 24 hours because the writing is just that good.

The plot of "Perfect on Paper" is fun and fresh - Darcy Phillips is a 16 year old girl who sets up a locker that her classmates can drop letters (and payment) into in order to solicit advice about their love lives. Darcy is able to successfully conceal her identity until an older boy at school, Brougham, catches her at the locker and solicits her help winning back his ex-girlfriend. In the meantime, Darcy grapples with being in love with her best friend, Brooke, and doing some not so nice things to sabotage Brooke's love life.

Perhaps the most endearing part of the story is just how real Darcy is - she is a girl who could be your classmate, your neighbor, your friend. Darcy struggles with her identity in a variety of ways - from questioning what it means to her and the world to be bisexual to having friendship issues - which makes her relatable on different levels.

"Perfect on Paper" is indeed perfect for anyone who likes strong female characters, slow burn romances, and dialogue that is laugh-out-loud funny.

Thank you NetGalley and the publisher, St.Martin's Press, for sending me an arc in exchange for an unbiased opinion.

In many ways, Darcy Phillips is your typical high school student. She has dreams, crushes, and tons of embarrassing moments. But Darcy also has a secret. She’s been discreetly (and successfully) running a Dear Abby of sorts, all out of an abandoned school locker.

Her covert operation becomes compromised when her unpleasant classmate, Alexander Brougham, finds out the truth. He promises to keep her secret, under one condition- she advise him on how to win his ex back. The two strike a deal, but p.s.- there’s more to the story.

Perfect on Paper is a sweet novel that flips the script on queer YA. Just when you think it’s going on one direction, the ship changes course. In the first half of the book both Darcy, and even Alexander, seem like somewhat irredeemable characters. But when you keep in mind this is a story about teens still finding their way, their growth makes sense.

This is a solid read I’d recommend to anyone who enjoys a coming of age love story with a bit of a twist. Thanks to @netgalley and @wednesday books for the advanced copy of this novel which comes out next month!

This novel was definitely well-written and very charming, likely to captivate the attention of young adult queer readers (especially bisexual ones) who are looking for books that will reflect their experience and show them that they, too, deserve beautiful, wonderful, queer love stories.

This. Book. 😍😭🤣 Honestly, so many emotions.

Darcy Phillips runs an anonymous advice column of sorts. The kids at school know to leave letters and $10 in locker 89 and they will receive an email the same day with some sound advice from Darcy. Only no one knows it’s her. Until Alexander Brougham catches her in the act and blackmails her into helping him win back his ex.

I can’t get over how much I loved this book. The representation was abundant, and not in a forced, overbearing kind of way. Just some rep examples throughout this book: ace, bi, transgender, gay, lesbian, non-binary.

I loved the relationship Darcy had with her sister Ainsley. I liked how it wasn’t made into a big deal that Ainsley was transgender because it just wasn’t a big deal. Ainsley’s family was loving and accepting and nothing more needed to be said.

I really loved Brougham. I liked that we were kind of made to think he might be a dick at first. But we got to see quickly that he wasn’t just based on his special bond with his best friend, Finn.

Normally, I don’t love when a bi character ends up in a hetero relationship because it oftentimes kind of feels dismissive, but this was done right. Darcy was able to express her fears surrounding biphobia and internalized biphobia.

I’m just really happy that this book exists and I know this is my go-to thing to say with YA books I love, but I NEED THIS TO BE A NETFLIX SERIES.

I wish I could go back and re-read this book for the first time again, I have a serious book hangover after this book and LOVED these characters. Gonzales built a world that I want to live in and characters that make you fall in love. READ THIS!

This was an absolute blast of a book! I really enjoyed the general vibe and everything about this book was just fun! These characters and their issues, the storyline itself was hilarious while also being hard hitting and touched on some great things. Fantastic YA contemporary.

Only Mostly Devastated was one of my favorite romances of 2020, so when I found out Sophie was releasing a new novel, I know I had to get my hands on it. And I was right - this book was the definition of CUTE.

Perfect on Paper had me squealing with delight and I couldn’t help but smile as I finished. This novel is everything I want in a young adult book - young love, sweet sibling relationships, school drama. The reader gets a taste of the struggles in mother/teenage daughter relationship, the closeness between two sisters, the confusing feelings of love unrequited, and the yearning of a budding new love. Darcy is not perfect (hence the title) yet she gives everything her heart. And as she discovers more about herself, she begins to realize it’s okay to make mistakes, because the people you choose around you are what is important.

“Not everything’s gonna be your place, you know. It’s okay not to always know more than everyone else in the room.”

With a bisexual main character, a straight male love interest, and lesbian, gay, and trans supporting characters, the LGBTQ representation in on point in this novel. And they weren’t added in just for kicks, but to add depth to the discussion of identity for young people. The questions of self and love are addressed internally, but also in the everyday discussion amongst the characters.

"It’s when bisexuals start to believe the biphobia they’re surrounded by. We’re told that our sexuality isn’t real, or that we’re straight if we’re with another gender, and that our feelings don’t count if we’ve never dated a certain gender, that kind of crap. Then we hear it so many times we doubt ourselves.”

I quite enjoyed this meaningful, sweet, comedic (sarcastic) romance. The beginning was a bit slow on the uptake, but once the story picked up I couldn’t put it down. And please go read the review by the author on Goodreads - it gives her perspective on the importance of this #ownvoices novel.

This was such a cute YA contemporary, with amazing representation and banter! I had so much fun reading it!

Perfect on Paper follows Darcy as she tackles her unrequited love for her best friend Brooke and being the resident love mastermind behind Locker 89, where she provides advice to students struggling with relationship problems. Her anonymity is threatened when Brougham catches her collecting letters. In exchange for keeping her secret, Darcy becomes his dating coach to win back his ex.

The writing was so readable and I flew through the book relatively quickly. As a slowish reader, I consider this a world record. I could definitely see this as a film in the vein of To All the Boys and Love, Simon.

Darcy was a chaotic mess but in the best way possible. She was flawed and although she did annoy me at times with her bad decisions, she was so endearing and relatable. I could not help but root for her happiness. I also loved her relationship with Ainsley. Their bond was so supportive and sweet. It’s refreshing to see a healthy and supportive sibling relationship.

The romance was well-developed. I enjoyed the interactions between Darcy and Brougham and their slow-burn relationship. It was lovely experiencing Darcy’s opinions change over Brougham as the novel progressed, as well as watch Brougham opening up with his struggles to Darcy.

The representation was amazing! Darcy is bisexual and there are so many side characters who are part of the LGBTQ+ community. I appreciated how Gonzales constantly addressed that bisexual people will always be valid, even if they’re in a straight passing relationship, it doesn’t take away from their queer identity. Additionally, internalized biphobia and biphobia were discussed and deftly handled.

Overall, this book was very cute with very important messages that many could take away from it. Perfect on Paper was my first book by Gonzales and it won’t be my last! I will be looking out for more of her works and catching up with her backlist.

This book was such a joy to read. Ever since I finished Only Mostly Devastated, I had been looking forward to Sophie Gonzales's next book. I absolutely adore her writing style. This book was such a breath of fresh air. Once I started reading, I could not stop. I found myself so in love with all the characters and the relationships in this book. I fell in love with Darcy, Brougham, and Brooke almost instantly. I loved all the storylines throughout the book and I especially adored Darcy's relationship with her mother throughout the book. This is a book I will definitely recommend to everyone.

Thank you so much to the publishers for providing me with an eArc of this book in exchange for my honest review.

All I can truly say is, this book is amazing.

The Bi- rep is on point (especially when it came to addressing biphobic comments and beliefs.)

The use of the agony aunt-esque plot with Locker 89 was so interesting too and I loved how passionate the protagonist, Darcy, was at wanting to help people.

This story had a mix of all different relationships from family, friends and relationships, and it created such a beautiful dynamic through the story.
The humour and pacing of the book was wonderful as well. I loved the relationship that slowly built between Darcy and Brougham. Even other characters like Finn had me smiling and laughing, I genuinely loved reading about all of them.

The was a particular scene in the Q&Q club that actually had me crying because I was just so happy and overwhelmed with how an issue was dealt with. This story is truly out here to represent Bi- people. The rep didn't end there though which I greatly appreciated.

Overall this was such a great book, with fantastic characters.

Thank you so much to Wednesday Books and NetGalley for the ARC of this book!

Perfect on Paper is a witty, heartfelt story about how sometimes love isn't always as simple, and taking your own advice is easier said than done.

Darcy Phillips runs an advice column out of an abandoned school locker. Her fellow students write their letters and along with a ten-dollar bill, stick them into the school's infamous locker 89. Darcy answers these letters anonymously, using information she's gathered from hours of reading self-help books and watching relationship gurus on youtube. She's great at what she does and she likes doing it, spreading hope and joy to the masses. It's only when she finds herself in the middle of a relationship maelstrom that she realizes relationships are not always so cut and dry.

Sophie Gonzales did an amazing job with this book. Darcy was such a great character and her sarcasm and quick wit drew me in over and over again. She was such a joy to read, even as I was screaming at her to get it together. Her crush on her best friend was almost painful, as Darcy chose sabotage over truth in a misguided bid to win her heart. I enjoyed her interactions with Brougham so much because while he was endearingly clueless, she didn't let that stop her from setting him straight about what her expectations were on how she wanted to be treated, and I think that was a great point to make.

The side characters were all well done, and none of them felt like token representation. They felt natural and were fun to read. Darcy's sister especially was a great show of sisterly affection and love, and while the fact that she's trans is mentioned, it's never a plot point for pain or contention. It's just a fact of the story. Brooke, Darcy's best friend, felt like every best friend I've had. It was interesting to watch Darcy pine after a clueless Brooke and watch how it changes their relationship. Brougham started as the literal worst. Seeing him through Darcy's eyes meant seeing him as the spoiled rich jerk she assumed he was, and he is. But learning about the layers of his past and toxic familial relationships meant giving us insight into why he behaves the way he does, and how he wears his good behavior like a suit of armor.

The LGBTQ rep in this book runs the gamut from bi, gay, ace, trans, pan. etc, most of which we see through the school's Q&Q Club. I especially loved the conversation between the members about being bi. About how Darcy felt like maybe she wasn't queer enough to be able to claim it. What if she likes a boy who's straight and cis? People will assume she's straight and does that mean she can't claim to be queer? It's such a common worry for bisexual people, and I was so glad to see it put into words on-page. There's also a short explanation of asexuality and how it's a spectrum, and though it was but a paragraph, I appreciated the way it was handled since acephobia can run rampant when people don't understand what it is.

Overall, I enjoyed this book so much! Definitely recommend!

“WHY IS LOVE DEAD?”
A bit dramatic, but that’s Darcy 🤣

Can I just start by saying that I appreciated the bi rep in this book so hard. I know not everyone is going to feel that way, but I am excited for it and I’m glad that someone will read this book and feel validated and seen by it.

ANYWAY, Darcy is our main character, and I honestly enjoyed her so much. She’s relatable for me in so many ways and the fact that she screws up and makes some selfish decisions, but then learns from them... yes, we love a personal growth plot.

Darcy secretly runs a sort of “Dear Abby” style love advice system through locker 89 of her high school. She’s not a professional by any means, but she has a 95% success rate. That being said, her own love life is pretty much nonexistent. She’s in love with her best friend, Brooke, but can’t pull the trigger on telling her. It doesn’t help that her friend starts dating someone else. Someone Darcy doesn’t like.

When she’s caught by Alexander Brougham pulling love advice requests out of locker 89, he essentially blackmails her into helping him win back his ex-girlfriend. Yes, he’s paying her for her help, but she’s still annoyed he caught her and even more so that he’s forcing her to help him. She thinks Brougham is an aloof jerk, a spoiled rich boy who feels entitled to her help, but spending more time with him she realizes he’s more than what she assumed and what he presents to everyone in the halls of their high school. They form an unlikely friendship that started with blackmail, but ends with feelings Darcy is confused about. She’s been in love with Brooke for so long, and hasn’t had feelings for a guy since she joined her schools Queer and Questioning club. All worries about being judged by her friends for falling for a guy aside, things with the locker go left, like way left and she’s in big trouble.

I don’t want to spoil too much, but yeah I just loved this read. I think that it represents a side of being bisexual that is often considered a co-opt when it comes to writing a queer story about a bisexual character, but I think it’s important that someone who falls in love with a person not a sex is represented fully. I do wish some of the relationships were fleshed out a little more, but I realize this story was more about Darcy figuring things out. I love that there is a variety of LGBTQ+ representation, and that it was easy to fall in love with even the side characters.

All in all this was a great read. At first you’re going to want to shake Darcy a little bit, but she’s a good character that you will fall for. At least I did.

I feel like I could write an entire love letter to this book and it still wouldn’t be enough. Was this book perfect? Not necessarily. But did it perfectly pair some of my favorite things together? Absolutely.

Darcy was a flawed but lovable main character. Even though we learn throughout the story that she hasn’t always had the best judgement, we see that she has mostly tried to have good intentions. I loved the little moments before chapters when we got to read her relationship advice—I even learned something about myself in like the second chapter!?

Darcy is bisexual and has two love interests, Brooke and Brougham, throughout the book. Despite there being two LIs, it comes off not being love triangley at all. Instead of focusing on the drama of who to choose, the book takes an important look at Darcy’s complicated feelings about being a bi girl and what the gender she chooses to be in a relationship would mean.

I really appreciated this discussion of biphobia, both internalized and from other members of the LGBT+ community. When Darcy starts to realize she might have feelings for Brougham, she fears that the others in her Queer & Questioning Club at school might not accept her for being in a straight-passing relationship. I thought it was a fantastic addition to the story because biphobia is a problem in the queer community and with this book being targeted at a Young Adult audience, I feel that it’s important for teens to understand these issues early on in order to prevent these attitudes from continuing.

Speaking of the Queer & Questioning Club— I loved that the LGBT+ identities in this book were spelled out for you. Darcy says from the start, “Have known I was bisexual since I was twelve.” So many books lately seem to try to be including queer rep without actually telling you the character’s sexuality. And in some cases, of course, that’s fine because sexuality is fluid and not all of us always know. But it just felt so nice and refreshing that there were so many LGBT+ identities actually written out on the page. It just made the representation feel more genuine.

Ultimately, there were very few things I disliked about this book. Darcy was a bi disaster but I loved her anyway. The way she cared about and protected her friends and her sister were so relatable. Plus, I just couldn’t get enough of her and Brougham’s relationship. Their witty banter and hesitant flirting was so endearing, and was part of what made this book just so amazing.

Representation:
– bi MC; MC’s sister is trans; bi, lesbian, gay, ace, pan & nonbinary side characters
– POC side characters
– MC’s mom is briefly mentioned as being plus sized

Content Warnings: alcoholism; abusive/toxic parents; biphobia

I Would Recommend This To:
– Bi (or pan!) readers who want to feel understood and validated for who they choose to date.
– Anyone who enjoys the psychology of relationships, both platonic & romantic.
– Readers who like first person POV that’s written almost like a confidential blog.

My Rating: ★★★★★

ARC provided by the publisher through NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.